Inverse

Harley and I were snuggled up watching Little House on the Prairie when she turned to me and said, "I want a wife."
"What would you do with a wife?" I asked.
"Like that." she said gesturing toward Michael Landon on the screen.
"A husband," I corrected, "You want a husband. What would you do with a husband?" I asked.
"I would marry him... I'll be a cowgirl, and he'll be a cowboy."
I told her that sounded like a good idea, and we watched a little more Little House on the Prairie.
Then Zech chimed in and said, "I wanna marry a girl cow and I'll be a boy cow."
I ventured a guess, "You mean you want to be a cowboy and marry a cowgirl?"
He smiled and laughed as he realized what he had said.
Zech is a lot right now... He is a lot of fun, and he takes a lot of energy.

After a harvest party, Zech had candy and gum. I made the rule that he couldn't eat gum in the house after finding it on tables and chairs around the house. So the next time he wanted some gum I sent him out of the house. ...Where did I find gum this morning? in my shoe...